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I thought some of you senior citizens might relate to this..... Submitted By: Gil Abar g_abar@yahoo.com
Today we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense. Common
sense lived a long life but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium. No one really
knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, factories and offices,
helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common
Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of
the rain, the early bird gets the worm, and life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn),
reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in
second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological
Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including feminism, body
piercing, whole language and new math. But his health declined when he became infected with
the If- it- only-helps- one- person- it's- worth- it bug. In recent decades his waning strength
proved no match for the ravages of overbearing federal regulation. He watched in pain as good
people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers and enlightened auditors. His health rapidly
deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero tolerance policies, reports of six year old
boys charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig
of mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student. It declined even
further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but cannot
inform the parent when the female student is pregnant or wants an abortion. Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband,
churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal judges
stuck their noses in everything from Boy Scouts to professional sports. As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of
developments, regarding questionable regulations for asbestos, low-flow toilets, smart guns, the
nurturing of Prohibition Laws and mandatory air bags. Finally when told that the homeowners association restricted exterior furniture only to that
which enhanced property values, he breathed his last. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion;
his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers: Rights,
Tolerance and Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
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