I have become a little older now and a few changes have come into my life. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five "gentlemen" every day.

As soon as I wake up WILL POWER helps me out of bed. Then I go down the hall and see JOHN. Next CHARLIE HORSE comes along and takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves ARTHUR RITIS shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from JOINT-TO-JOINT. After such a busy day I'm glad to relax with BEN GAY.

WHAT A LIFE: The preacher came to visit me the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the HERE AFTER. I told him, "Oh! I do that all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, bedroom, kitchen or basement, I have to ask What am I HERE AFTER.